Helloooo August!!

Hello Auggie! So glad you have arrived!
Tonight I went to the concert in the park and the Ty Curtis Band was playing.
I say that like I have been going to their shows for years...but really, this was my first experience with them. I got off worky work, and it was a GORGEOUS day, and so I decided to go to concert in the park and take Sullivan Louise. Per Usual.

So, I go there, and let me just say. This was unlike any other experience I have had before. Normally at these things the little park area is about half full, and a few kids are dancing by the stage, while their parents look on and gaze at the little monstrosities they have created.
Tonight. Oh. Man. It was crazy. You would think that Rammstein was in the house.
Yeah, they came to Indep, no bigs. The music was good, and they were just playing like classic rock. But the turnout was HUGE. The park was COMPLETELY PACKED! And on top of that, the dance floor was so crowded, and people were going crazy!! Crazy is an understatement mind you.
I was unaware that they were handing out LSD at the door. No joke.
I decided to settle in and just watch the mayhem from afar.
So I am sitting there enjoying these people and just watching them dance all crazy, and running up to the stage and throwing their hands in the lead singers face, because apparently that is what you do when you are overcome by music? Who is to know really. It was hysterical!
Well I am enjoying all this, when I take a closer gander, and what do you suppose? Oh its my old neighbors! To paint a picture of these yay whos...the mom tries to be her high school daughters best friend, dresses like her, etc, the whole enchilada. We called her Toots. Her boyfriend, whom we called Sexy. (Believe me, he wasn't but these were the pet names we overheard them calling each other one day, and couldn't resist but to of course call them that!). And then the daughter we called Tootsie Roll. For reasons unknown...probably because she was a product of Toots. Well anyway...yeah Toots and Sexy, are the craziest ones of them all. Pretty sure I saw them attempt a mosh pit. I am not even kidding you. Sexy kept going up to the stage and putting his finger in the lead singers face (yeah I am sure he loves that), and being like yeah...ROCK ON!! Haha oh gosh. You are 50...calm it down.
Well anyway, this went on for a few songs. And every time I would think he was going to relax a little bit, he was balls deep in that stage. Toots sat down for a few songs, but then came back and was grinding all over Sexy. They were seriously having a whale of a tale of a time.
I was getting exhausted from watching them to be honest.
Oh and there was a wheelchair doing Wheelies. I repeat. A wheelchair doing wheelies.
There must have been some kind of crazy drug going around that I wasn't a part of. RUDE.
Well anyways, all while this is happening, I am just kind of relaxing with Sully, and this really awkward guy comes up to me probably about 4 times. Wants to pet Sully. Sure thing.
Well then it just got creepy. He sat down RIGHTNEXTTOME. And starts talking to me about his dogs and asking me where I live. I was like ehh not too sure where I live. (I don't know why but this seemed like the best excuse at the time?)
And then he was just SUPER. AWKWARD. For instance, when he told me his name.
He was like I am George. (keep in mind this guy is like 50 and fat. Cool. Why Do I attract these men?) And as he said, "I am George" he took his hand and waved it in a half moon shape. Kind of like when people do round of applause...but he was just waving his hand. Um...excuse me? Did I miss the part where you said you were a registered sex offender, and remind me of my elementary school music teacher. Are you Mike Smithes brother? Wouldn't shock me.
Anyway, he started to really creep me out and told me I could stop by his house anytimme. No big deal. And so I just picked up my stuff and left.
Creeper.
Anyway, after that just came home, drank some wine, and went to bed.

Love you all times PI.