I invited Loo over to have breakfast, and then we were going to go to the beach in Salem.
She came over and we packed up our things, and just as we were loading some things in my car, we basically got swarmed by these Samoans that live in my complex.
We have crossed paths before, me and them. And it went something like this
(I am walking along with Sully)
Group of 4 hanging out, as I walk past..."Girl you pretty as fuck" Exqueeze me? What does this even mean.
Thanks?
And I move on.
The next day I see them approach again..."Girl you so pretty, you pretty as fuck"
What does this mean exactly.."Pretty as fuck"? Honestly. I am confused.
This might be a compliment? We really are not so sure.
So back to today, as I am loading things in my car, I am thinking oh boy...here we go. I Have warned loo about these men. But they start chatting us up...and the one that was most interested in her.."Gregory", gets her number, and the other one who is clearly interested in me, "Sione" just stands in the corner and just stares at me, and he even said to me...but really talking in 3rd person, "Bekah is lookin so pretty over there" Oh are you talking to me? Because you are looking at me...but talking in 3rd person. Its weird. You know that post previously where I give my number out because I feel bad. Yeah, meet Guy #2.
Anyway
We tell them, we must be going. Loo gets a text not even 30 seconds later. "Lock me in"
What does this mean? Clearly we are not well versed in Samoan.
Hm.
Anyways
So we go to the beach.
We are there for all of what like 10 minutes, when this guy comes over and really just awkwardly stands in our vicinity forEVER. I am like...dude can I help you?
He decides to put in some little input into our conversation a few times. Oh were we talking to you? No...okay then.
I go about my business, and this guy starts talking to loo, he is cute I suppose, but eh.
I am just kind of splashing around in the water, doing what I do best. And then go back up to the beach and lay out in the sun...loo is STILL talking to this guy...they talked for seriously 3 HOURS!! I am not even kidding you. Skipping rocks the whole entire time. Trust me, I have rocks in my bag from this occasion. Come to find out this guy is a felon, probably escaped from the slammer yesterday no big deal. He made up this crazy story about how he and his friend are going down to San Francisco. Apparently this friend is a girl, but they are not dating, but staying in the same hotel and bed together, but he made it clear not dating. We asked him if she knew that...he was like...umm...maybe? haha I thought she knew about it.. Good!
Apparently at some point, we asked him if we could have his facebook, he said he doesn't give it out, *this was after he asked for her number* Yeah, you dont give it out because you have 5 kids around town. I know your game. Don't even try to play me like that.
Anyway, we bid him adieu, and then stay at the beach for a wee bit longer.
Was supposed to go to a baby shower for my friend Kiffie, but completely lost track of time :( Such a bad friend!!
After that we go home and get cleaned up.
I guess Loo is texting Gregory at this point.
This is where it gets weird.
Sione starts texting me...at some point we find out that Sione sells drugs, dog fights, and apparently has bought his mother a house. Yeah, I am not buying it. He is trying to convince me...and yeah...not really having it
I told him to cancel his next dog fight, because I do not stand for that, and if he does that, he can forget about talking to me.
He said he would...but it is good money so I should let him continue. I told him that was mean.
Cool Bekah you give your number to little boys and Felons...its fine. I mean I guess this felon was 23...so that is good I guess, I am still older..but at least he is over 18...I am getting better...kind of? :)
And then Alan came over, and Loo, me, and Alan all got silly on wine (well not Loo because she doesn't drink wine).
And apparently we made videos? I shall post them, for you little monstrosities to see, because clearly that is what I do..
But all in all, minus the felons, it was a really good night. Alan and I sang Disney songs, and we got silly.
I am going to miss that crazy mofo when he leaves.
Don't really have any pics of our felons..DAMN. And Couldn't find their mug shots. Lame.
Well...maybe some videos of the night will do us more justice...as long as you don't judge.
This one...is inappropriate.
Yes. Alan does say I can Shopen your eyes
Love you all times PI!
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