Beginning of the month!!

EEEK! Today is the first day of June. Today is a marvelous day for many reasons. The best reason being...I get to change my calendar today!!! This is seriously one of my favorite things!! I LOVE calendars, and much to Jason's (and my familys') dismay, I normally have around 6-10. They are my most favorite! I can't really tell you why, other then the fact, that it excites me to change them. Right now, I am at my lowest calendar count in years. I definitely held back from my obsession this year...so right now, I have 4. This is crazy talk. I love the organization of them, and the new picture, and changing them, and the themes. Anyone who knows me, knows I am a HUGE fan of themes. Right now, for my calendar collection, I have 50's pinups, Wizard of Oz, Tinkerbell, and a shoe calendar. No big deal right?  :) I am starting to think this blog might be a bad idea...I may unleash an unhealthy level of crazy, that no one has ever seen before. Normal right?

Anyways, other ways this day is marvelous, it is finally our first Summer month. EEK! Yay. Everyone who knows me, knows I don't really like the sun, but I am looking forward to it this year. The older I get, the more I like it. I still like rain and thunderstorms more..but hey, I am looking forward to seeing that orange ball in the sky. What is that again? Oh yeah...long lost friend sun. My skin has not seen the light of day, as of late. I am afraid of blinding people with my beluga skin on the off chance that I get to go swimming.

Well anyway, enough of randomness. This day was actually very stressful and I was kind of mad at the world today. I have become that person where I am not nice to be around, if I have not had my coffee. This is my reality. What have I become?! I was about ready to have an emotional melt down today..until..I got my short soy 1 pump white mocha...double please..today...as soon as I got that, I am pretty sure the heavens opened up and a light shone down on my little cup of java....REJOICE! My little cup of sanity...it saved me...and I am sure other people as well. I would have gone bat shit crazy on their ass had I not , had my coffee from the gods. Anyway, after work today, went tanning...so amazing...I know, that they are dangerous...but this girl...does not get tan from regular sun. I need it for my own sanity in the summer time, so I do not burn right off the bat. AND it boosts my self confidence. On my off days, I feel as though, tan fat is prettier then white fat. Call me crazy. But it makes me feel better.
Then came home and made fajitas. I didn't have sour cream, but I had vanilla yogurt. I was thinking that I could substitute sour cream for vanilla yogurt. Um. NO. Just because, it looks the same, does not give it the same flavor. As I had come up with this idea, I had visions of it tasting the best ever, and me sharing the "best kept secret", and even getting praised in a magazine for my creativity. All of this thought process took like 5 seconds...yeah my brain works like that. So anyways, tried it on just one of the fajitas. EW. Do not try this at home kids. It was ridiculous. Totes Ridic. Haha (work joke)
But yes...gone were my visions of being published in a magazine, and passing along a best kept secret. This was a secret, and a tip that should be kept to myself. This thought should never surface. EVER.
I digress. After this..Looey bug came over, and we discussed people that annoy us..and a few people in particular..that we basically want to stick through a meat grinder, or walk on their face with golf shoes.
ITS FINE.
She kept winking at me...it made me really umcomfortable. I think she was trying to seduce me. Or maybe it was her contact...but whatever.
Then I made no pudge mint brownies. DEATH. Seriously, these brownies gave me lady wood.
Cleaned up a bit.
Picked out bikinis from victorias secret. I needs it :)
I found one that I need IMMEDIATELY
Then looey went home...now I am here. The end.

Also, side note. Today was also a sad day, because one of my dear friends moved back to Africa. I know that he is now where he belongs, and where is heart is. And although our time together was short, I will miss hanging out, and wish him nothing but the best for his future. I hope to see him again, but until then, Thanks for the memories Mufasa. :) Cheers.

Not really sure what else to say, except for tomorrow is Thursday, Woohoo! One more step closer to the weekend! EEK! Going to washington for the weekend...not sure what lays ahead, but I heard good weather is afoot, "fingers crossed"
Going to bed now...
Love you all...times PI