It's Britney Bitch!!

Its Britney Bitch.

Oh em Gee. So Alan and I's second epic concert journey was to the one and only Miss Britney Spears!! EEEEK..Pretty sure this was Alan and I's dream come true! As soon as we found out she was making a stop in Portland, for her Femme Fatale Tour 2011 we basically said that we needed to see her or else. Oh. Em Gee..WEWILLDIE!



Oh! OH! AND to boot...she was with Nicki Minaj! AMAZING.

Its Barbie Bitch

I am so excited that we got an opportunity to see her, because to be honest...back when Britney was crazy...well may be she still is...I thought she would die before I would get to see her! So yes...dream come true.
She made me feel like I was living a teenage dream...err..kind of? Wait, wrong pop star. EH. Whatevs.

So yes, after work we hopped in the old Yari Yari, and made the journey to the Rose Garden in Portland...
on the way, we of course listening to Miss B. Spears herself...all the way back to Baby one more time...Hah those were the days, takes me back to 6th grade. FOREVER ago.



So yes, we got there, around 7:15ish and the show started at 7, no bigs, because they had a few opening acts. We got there just as Jesse and the Toy boys were finishing up. Next was Nicki Minaj...and she was AMAZING. I am now in love with her...come to find out she has like 7 personalities? Who knew? Love it.

SIDENOTE: you should have seen the outfits bitches were wearing! Bitches be crazy..it was hysterical...Alan and I are both into fashion and we caught ourselves looking at each other and being like "REALLY, DIDYOUSEEWHATSHEISWEARING??!" It was a hoot n holler. I saw a few too many Kookas that night. No big deal right? That is what the Britney Spears concert means right? A giant whore fest? No? Oh..I was mistaken.

Then there was a 40 min break after Nicki Minaj for them to change the set for Britney. So Alan and I used this time to go and get something to eat, and also to use the bathroom etc.
It was the best to people watch...seriously..most fun I have had people watching. EVER.

After then we got in our seats for Britney, and they had a countdown to get the suspense going...



Britney Spears came on and she was Phenomenal. All of her sets were amazing, and so fun and interactive. Alan and I couldn't help but dance...it was AWESOME. She of course did a ton of stuff from her new album, and old ones, her circus album...I am pretty sure my favorite was her last song "Dancing Till the World Ends" Seriously amazing, the energy was just...amazing. It just made me love her even more.

Here are a few pics of Alan and I at the concert



Then afterwards Alan took us to eat at Dennys...and it was so much fun...we just laughed the whole time, he got mango french toast or something like that, and I had pancakes of some sort...they were tropical I remember that..and they had nuts in them. Good though :) After that we passed out...

Overall amazing night.
I can't wait to see her again...
Until then, we will keep on dancing till the world ends...sorry I had to :)

Viking Ships Times Dos and Latina fire...party...animal style!

June 25th...where do I even begin?! So I don't really remember or know what happened the rest of the weekend...but I invited Alan and Jesse over on Sunday night so we could all hang out, since we have been talking about doing this since the beginning of time. I made us hamburgers, pasta salad, roasted potatoes, and pineapple cake. It was delicious! Alan brought wine, and Jesse brought her computer..with a web cam in it. Lets  just say...things got a little crazy...as you can see from our vids. We didn't take any pics of the night...but videos will tell is best. All I have to say, is most fun I have had in a long awhile. We must def do it again soon!! Apparently I rap when I am drunk? Okay..no I lied..I do this always..but it really comes out when I am drunk.

Enjoy the show my little monsters, please don't judge.

Oh and one  more..not from this night...but still a classic beks

There are a few more that didn't make it on here, I will see if I can scavenge them from Loo berry.

Fathers day!

Happy Fathers day Papa Amos!!
So this day, I sadly do not have any pics of the events that transpired. But it went something like this.
I woke up, and since I had brought my ice cream maker *another b-day gift from dad* to Washington, my goal was to make him some homemade ice cream for fathers day. He came home from Diane's early and we decided to go...hmm where else?! THE GRANGE CAFE. I know, I know I am obsessed...this is also the 2nd day in a row. No bigs right?? So we went there...no reservations and of course it was PACKED since it was fathers day! Everybody and their mother...errr father..was there. Ridiculous. We were finally seated down, and I ordered biscuits and gravy (something other then my normal) and my dad had eggs benedict. It was delicious!! I of course had the hot chocolate as well..because it really is what dreams are made of. You think I am kidding you...but I am not. How many times do I really need to tell you to go try it. AMAZEBALLS. Anyway, after breakfast, we went to the store, so I could pick up some ingredients for the homemade ice cream. Mint with oreo cookies was on the menu. Except for the running joke in my family is that because my dad is SUPER frugal...we don't buy "Oreos" we buy "Tuxedos" the cheap knock off. :)
My dad informed me that he hadn't been able to find Tuxedos in awhile so good luck finding them. Well I found them...and I showed him my loot. He is convinced that they stopped carrying them for awhile because there was a shortage. Everyone wanted the tuxedo cookies and they just ran out. Really dad? A Tuxedo Famine...is that what you are telling me!? HaH! Okay...well maybe...okay..yeah no.
Anyway, I went home and made him some ice cream..and then he kept mentioning that he really wanted to watch a 3d movie. He kept mentioning that "we should watch a movie" I finally got the hint, and we sat down and watched Shrek Forever After in 3d...pretty neat stuff. It was fun to watch and great to spend time with my dad, since normally we are so busy..we don't really get to see much of each other. After the movie, I took a brief nap, and then had to hit the road to go back to Oregon. LAME.
All in all..Happy Fathers day Dad...you are the best dad a girl could ask for. Thank you for everything. And I love you lots!!
Insert Awkard hug. Its the Amos way

Love you all times PI!

Oh and Dad..? Sometimes when I think I may have had it bad growing up. I look at this picture and realize...I had it reallll good :)



Pug Gala 2011

Adorbs.

Oh. Em. Gee. Where do I begin!? EEEEEEEEEEEEK
Any of you who know me, knows how much I absolutely ADORE pugs. I live the pug life...and I am a firm believer that they are like potato chips you cannot have just one. Besides being the cutest things that ever graced Gods green earth...they are just the sweetest most loving, smush faced, lovie pants creatures I have ever met in my life. When I see them...I pee a little..that is how excited I get.
Eh..moving on :)

So the 16th Annual Pug Gala was June 18 at the Evergreen State Fairgrounds in Washington. This was the first year that it was held there, normally they are held in Magnuson Park in Seattle, but something happened and they were not able to obtain the space this year. Oh well works for me, Monroe is closer for me anyway!

So Sully and I woke up, I took myself out to the Grange in Duvall, for breakfast. Sidenote..if you haven't even there..GO. RIGHT. NOW. You think I am kidding..but I am not. GO. They are amazing, they are sweet, and they use all local and mostly organic ingredients. And besides all that, everything just tastes amazing. Hot chocolate....best one I have ever had...it even has cinnamon homemade whip cream. Yeah right? You just went 6 to midnight. Don't lie to me.

Heaven

                                                                     
Anyways, after then Sully and I made our way to the Gala. It is $10.00 to get in, which is totally fine, because it all goes to support pug rescue anyway. It is just a super fun event for lovers of pugs. They have several vendors, that sell things that cater to pugs. Everything from toys, leashes, collars, paintings, even puppy massage! They even had a  pug psychic there. They have a little booth that just goes over the organization and all that they stand for. It is just awesome. And then of course to be surrounded by pugs. Just love it.

                                                             
So we went a little bit later in the afternoon because I wanted to be sure to catch the pug races. They were so funny...first were the pugs ages 0-9..which most of those pugs took off like a flash...in the pics that I took, they are a blur.
Then the next category was senior citizen pugs. They all casually walked to their owners..Sully and I sat in the stands, and watched. The people below us, kept saying that Sully should go out there, because with her long legs, she would win. They were sweet, but unfortunately, it was just me and you needed 2 people to do the pug races.

On your Marks..get...set..

GO!

                                                                      
Sully got to interact with lots of different pugs, and she was on her best behavior that day. We got a few cookies from this local bakery (dog cookies of course, one was a heart shaped cookie, the other was a biscotti), yes, I buy my pup biscotti...and she picked them out. Judge me I dare you :)
Then after that we donated some more money and spun this wheel and then Sully could pick out some prizes, she got more cookies, and a toy. Fun stuff, all for a good cause..

Here are a few pics from the event:

I will post later when my computer isnt being a C waffle.

Okay...back again..here are more pics from the event!

Some of the pugs available for adoption. I want them. Notice the pug sitting on the other one. LOVES

And that concludes the Pug Gala. After that, I left Shammy in my car for seriously like 2 mins, and I came back and all the cookies that I had bought were eaten! Sully looked SO guilty. It was so funny though the exxpression on her face, as well as the pink frosting from the puppy cookies all over her face, that I couldn't help but laugh. This must be what unconditional love looks like.
Sully is my world...and I love her so much and just want to do fun things with her. I love our "mother/daughter days" she makes me complete.



RANT!



Soooo a few weeks ago, I packed up the old Yari Yari, and drove into the dirty dirty of Salem after work. Why would I do this you say? Oh well I had a $10.00 off coupon at Victorias Secret. Right? A shopaholics dream. So I went in, for a $12.00 eyeshadow, came out with a bag of like $200.00 worth of stuff. No bigs right? I am saving money...they practically gave stuff away to me for free :)
WRONG.
A few weeks go by, and I am casually taking stuff out of the bag, when I want to wear it, etc. Well when I go to look for my eyeshadow. It is gone. GONE. It is not there at all. I look at  my reciept, and of course I was charged $12.00 for it...but this eyeshadow is MIA. So I am just a little peeved especially since my other one had JUST ran out. So, my thinking is, okay, they forgot to put it in my bag...no problem, I will call them..and they will just say oh yeah, hey come on in, we completely understand!
So I gave these little bitches a call, and this girl who sounded like she was 12 answered the phone. Bless her heart she was as sweet as a bugs ear...but about as dumb as one too.
I calmly explained my situation, and what most likely happened, " You scanned it, set it on the counter, and then when I left, it was probably put back on the shelf" She was like Oh, well let me go check our hold bar.
Okay...thanks.
She comes back..umm its not there..?
I was like okay.welll what would you like for me to do? She was like ummm let me check with my manager...and see if they can talk to you.
5 Minutes Later...
Oh..are you still there? Me: Yes..?
Bugs Ear:  Oh well my manager said unfortunately because it has been a few weeks, and because we are having our semi annual sale meaning we are basically clearing our store out on a regular basis...so we probably wouldn't have what you wanted anyways..we can't really do anything. But I do have 2 numbers that you can call.
Me: Um...okay, even though I can bring in my reciept and show you that I paid for it? I bought $200.00 worth of stuff, if I wanted to steal something..I would have told you that my $50 bra had gone missing...why would I choose the cheapest item on my reciept? It doesn't make any sense.
Bugs Ear: Oh sorry. But let me give you these two numbers, one is for mall security, so just in case it shows up...then you can see if anyone turned it in.
Me: WHY on Gods Earth, would I call Mall security??!?! I didn't lose the bag, I didn't misplace anything...did one of your employees take it to mall security after finding it on the counter in your store..umm NO.. Like are you serious right now? I know exactly what happened, your associate forgot to put it in the bag...
Bugs Ear: Oh...sorry...well there is another number for customer service..maybe they can send you a coupon
Me: Really? A coupon...clearly Victorias Secret is hurting for money, because I just gave them a $12.00 donation..NO BIGS..I forgot they were a charity organization..that is why they charge so Freaking much for there stuff. UGH What are they going to do?
Bugs Ear:  . Im not sure. But have a good day hopefully
Me: k. bye.

Thanks Peaches for all your help you fuck tard.

Like honestly!? WHatever happened to the days of the customer always being right? IF I was going to stiff you out of some money...I would have picked a more expensive item. Not a $12 eyeshadow. It is so frustrating. As of posting time, this still has not been resolved. Called the customer service line...but they were closed. Of course they were.

So Victorias Secret...as of today...we are in a fight.
We will no longer be reuniting...for my pocketbook...and my donations have been expended
EFFF YOUUUUU

Summer of Concert Epicness...kicked off by KID CUDI!!! Or Fast times of Thorger and Sigrid

     

        Cuthbert Amphitheatre Eugene, OR

So my favoritest Norwegian friend Alan, aka Thorger, and I, Sigrid, have planned out quite the little number of concerts that we absolutely MUSTSEEORELSEWEWILLDIE!! Alan is leaving for Japan in September...boo..sad face..so we basically have to party it up big...viking style before he leaves!! So...to kick that off, we went to Kid Cudi, for the Cud Lyfe tour!!! It was at the Cuthbert Amphitheatre in Eugene. Can we just say, AMAZING VENUE!? Like seriously, it was perfect, and we couldn't have picked a better night to go! It was so sunny and amazing, and just warm out. We left right from work, in order to make it there on time, and took the old Yari Yari out for a spin to the big city of Eugene. As we were walking in to the amphitheatre there was a nice little bridge looking out on this stream..sadly no pictures, and hippies selling tie dye and ghanja carrot cake. Yep...typical Eugene Fashion. I thought to myself that if I could make a living selling baked goods at the gateway to concerts...I may have my future calling. Just sayin. If my dream of being a hippie that sells baskets and grows veggies, and lives on the beach were to come true..I might have to add that to my job description as well. I wonder how that would look on a resume? Eh..I digress..
Anywho, so we got there, and we both discovered that we both had forgotten cash, and the beer and wine booths were cash only. Damn us!! I went to the restroom...and of course, the ladys line was a mile long. No bigs. I got a kick out of watching everyones fashion in that place. So funny! It was so fun to people watch. I have never seen so many slut-tastic outfits in my whole life. And half of these girls did not look a day over 14. I felt so old...because in my head I was thinking..Seriously!? Does your mother know you left the house looking like that!? Oh and big booty bitches...can you not wear the shortest of shorts where I can see your jiggly mess and cellulite...ESPECIALLY when you walk right in front of me, and I am sitting down. I do NOT want your business in my face. KThxBye. So anywho, first, there was a girl dj that came on from Portland. She mixed most of her own stuff..so that was pretty cool. Then Chip the Ripper came on. Alan and I both, had NO idea who he was. After talking to my brother later..apparently he is a big deal...and quite the sav. Who would have thought!? I mean he was good..but I had NO idea..people had actually heard of this cat. You mean there was a reason why people were cheering? I thought it was just to get him off the stage so Cudi could come on. Silly Rapper. But yea...he was quite the "sav" to put it in Cam's words. .Then, after he got off the stage, Kid Cudi came on.and was AMAZING. He played for like ever. Just when I thought he was done...oh wait. nope..more songs...your done yet? Nope...4 more songs..."Are you done yet, because I am getting tired of holding this...'yeah..thats what she said... OH..(Sorry I like to drop a little Waynes' World lines in daily conversation. Not a big deal. EVERYBODY was smoking weed...No joke...seriously EVERYBODY..it was crazy...I did my best not to breathe it in...I think I succeded...however, I was SUPER hungry for snack foods later :) a sign?
It was soo much fun..and we concluded that we must go to more shows here....I don't even think we care what they are..just as long as we can go. In August, 311 and Sublime are going to be there...pretty sure we are going to that show..it is a must :)

Oh yes..and our other concert calendar goes something like this..
June 28- Britney Spears
July 8th- NKOTBSB
July 9th- Darude & Ying Yang Twins
July 22nd- Katy Perry
July 29th- Rush
August 6th- REO Speedwagon
And the list goes on...Oh and of course to end the season out...LMFAO with Ke$ha and Journey with Foreigner :) EEEEK
Love you times PI

Oh and here are a few pics from the evening

Alan and me...oh and look! That bright light..yeah buddy, that is sun :)

Before the mayhem :)

 

Thorger...why is that girl in her lingerie and chucks?

Sigrid...why are we so thug life all the time?

And rock on...even though its a rap concert...whatevs...you know you love it. :)

Update on Magnesium

So...in earlier posts, I talked about my dog Magnum,  having cancer and not really sure what we were going to do. Well the results from the surgeon are back, and since the tumor is so deep, there would be no choice but to remove his leg. We are not going to do this, because of the stress that would put on him. Also...the vet said that this will be his last year with us. Oh my little buffalo soldier...I can't bear the thought of summers or winters or anything really without you. I will be by soon my pet, to take you to the beach...as long as you are able. I love you always, and you will forever be my piddle.

The weekend was my oyster...well...kind of?

I had such a fabulous weekend. I decided to go up to Washington, because 1.) Express was having extra discount..and anytime they have that..I am aboard. and 2.) To visit some friends.
So..Friday after work, I actually got off kind of early, so that was a bonus. Went home..got packed *since clearly, I can't be normal..and pack AHEAD of time...especially with my outfit planning. (Sidenote...for those of you who do not know. I am a Clothes Whore. There..I said it..., and also...a perfectionist. Like, think when I go on vacations..every outfit is planned out to a T...all the way down to the tiniest detail like panties bra, hair tie etc. All written out in a journal. I cannot deviate from my plan, and if I don't really want to wear the outfit that I have planned out for that day...well tough shit. OR...I result to one of  my alternates...yeah...I WARNED YOU, I told you at the beginning you probaby were not ready for this level of crazy...but you chose to read on. Your fault. Entirely. :)). Anywho, because I am so OCD about the outfits...It takes me FOREVER to pack...but for the life of me, I cannot pack the day before. The End. Ridiculous.
So anyways, got packed and actually left at a reasonable hour. Think 9pm. *yes, this is reasonable for me*.
Putting my ETA at around 1:30am. Cool. I love driving at night, and falling asleep at the wheel. My goal is to be like Sonny Bono, and run into things at a high rate of speed. Oh. Too Soon?
So anyway, got my coffee, gas, food, ready to go. Sully...mind you, is picking up cookies from each of these places that she is the freaking pied piper of cookies. Oh wait..she is. I digress.
Anyways, drive =boring. Didn't see too many exciting things this time...got to Washington around 1:30. Went to bed. The end. The next day, it was supposed to be beautiful out. And it was GORGEOUS. I was going to go to Express early in the morning to go shopping so that way I wouldn't be missing the gorgeous weather. I got a few things, said Hi to everybody, then Shammy and I were going to go get lunch. I wanted to go to Gilberts on Main..but after finding a parking spot..deciding that I shouldn't leave Sham in the car...and walking to the restaurant...I couldn't take her in, and there was NOWHERE to leave her tied up outside, unless I used someones table. Oh hey, excuse me...would you mind if my clearly starving dog was tied up to your table, and watched your every bite with every fiber of her being? Yeah..didn't think so.
So changed my mind..drove instead to Subway, ran in, got a sandwich..then went to the store bought sun screen..and then Sham and I took off for Kirkland so we could lay by the water at the beach. It was absolutely gorgeous out. I took a few pics of me and Sully Monster.

Sully at Kirkland Waterfront

I look a hot mess..its fine

Shammy was occupied.

So after the beach we got cleaned up and went out to drinks with my friend Tiffany! It was so good to see her! We had SOOO Much to catch on. We went out to downtown Kirkland and had dinner and drinks at Cactus! It was amazing..I had chicken tacos..and a mango mojito. Also we had Flan and bananas dulce, which has bananas and caramel and toasted coconut ice cream. Seriously amazing. I had lady wood.

Sadly, no pics of the night.

The next day, we went to Alki beach with the dogs. Apparently the dogs aren't allowed on the beach. Whoopsie doodle. Fortunately we didnt get caught..because apparently it is a whopping $500.00 ticket...ridiculous.

After Alki went to Matador...ate my weight in nachos, calamari, and veggie quesdilla. So delish.

Then afterwards, we went back and I got ready to leave. Left to go back to Whoregon. And Voila..that was my weekend. It was Perfect.

Creepy Creepsters

First, let me start off by saying that Jesse and I have quite the connection. Really it is like none other...no joke. We just understand each other, just with everything, and nothing shocks the other person. I could tell her seriously ANYTHING, and she would not judge me...or same with her...for me. It is amazing to find that in a friend..and she is someone who I am so happy and proud to call one of my best friends :). ANYWHO, enough of the mush fest..the reason why I say that we just "get" each other..is we have a weird creepy fascination with all things death. Missing person reports, murder scenes, crime stories, lynchings, blunt force trauma, car accidents, fires, cemetaries...you name it. We love it. I know this sounds odd and creepy..but for the people who understand and who are on our level..you just get it :)
I don't understand why people don't like to talk about death...like it is taboo...sorry..but it happens...to everybody...so eh..deal.
We know that we are both going to carry out each others wills. I will say it here...in my obituary, and gravestone, if I so decide I want to be eaten by worms...you MUST, MUST, put how I died in the obituary, and as well as on the grave stone. Just for all the creepy people out there..like me...who wan to know. Loo, and I have this thing, where we just HAVE to know how that person died...like..its weird...and sad and creepy..but we need to know. ESPECIALLY if they are young. If I died from blunt force trauma and my brain is on the sidewalk..I want that in there. On my gravestone, I am thinking for the people who don't want to know..just make like a little flap for all the creepers out there...you lift it up and VOILA..Death by Icicle. *The best murder weapon of course*

ANYWHO, enough of my disclaimer. The reason why all of this comes to mind..is Loo and I have been wanting to visit a few of the cemetaries around here. On our Newport, Tsunami adventure, we definitely drove through one..but didn't really get a chance to get out and look around because it decided it was going to be a Squall there that day...its fine. No bigs.
So, on Memorial day weekend...I believe it was actually Memorial day itself...we disembarked on our journey. We went to the Independence cemetary, just outside of town. It is so huge and amazing. It ranges from all ages and years..pioneers to babies to people who passed just a few months ago. There were a few that stood out. There is the story of Adrian "Bovee" Stump. He was in the military and was killed in 2005 in Afghanistan. It was so sad...he really stood out to me. And not to mention..I love...triple LOVE the name Bovee..so...this is where Loo and I concluded that we get baby names from cemetaries..no bigs. My sons middle name will be Bovee. Mark. My. Words.
Then, there was another one, where this little boy died in 1994. He was only 4 at the time...and they even had power rangers (which were super popular at the time) on his grave stone. I had NO idea...that you could get pictures on there. I am pretty sure, I want my face on mine....with Sully. We will be buried together...I know there are laws apparently against it..but whatevs...Loo is carrying out my plan of sneaking in the night, and putting us together...forever.
The cemetary is huge, and we just walked around and looked and it was really cool to see the different grave stones, and just take time to wonder what happened to them or what their life might have been like. It was awesome to see the old pionoeer ones...they put, their age on them back then..down to the day. There was one that was twin brothers..they died a month apart..and I think their ages read 3 years, 6 months, and 21 days.
Another where it was a baby who died I am guessing at birth...his mom and grandma still write him letters and keep them in a glass box there. His mom wrote that he was going to be a big brother. Heartbreaking.

Here is one of the ones that brought tears to our eyes...

But yes...after this we went and got pizza and then decided to take a trip to Buena Vista cemetary. I won't go into why we had to go here..but it is a beautiful cemetary...and we visited a special 16 year olds grave, who unfortunately was a victim of suicide.
So that pretty much sums up the day...
I don't have many pictures...but I did find this on one, and I think the quote is beautiful. I need it somewhere...tattooed or something..

It reads, "I shall know the loved one thats gone before, and joyfully sweet will our meeting be, when over the river, the peaceful river, the angel of death shall carry me.

Farewell gentle spirit may we meet in heaven"

LOVES it :)

Anyways..I am done being creepy for now. I will spare all of you...I know that you may think of  me differently now...but eh. I will spare you the pics of the graves that we took.

All in all..I am glad I have someone to share my creepy. Love you Looey

Beginning of the month!!

EEEK! Today is the first day of June. Today is a marvelous day for many reasons. The best reason being...I get to change my calendar today!!! This is seriously one of my favorite things!! I LOVE calendars, and much to Jason's (and my familys') dismay, I normally have around 6-10. They are my most favorite! I can't really tell you why, other then the fact, that it excites me to change them. Right now, I am at my lowest calendar count in years. I definitely held back from my obsession this year...so right now, I have 4. This is crazy talk. I love the organization of them, and the new picture, and changing them, and the themes. Anyone who knows me, knows I am a HUGE fan of themes. Right now, for my calendar collection, I have 50's pinups, Wizard of Oz, Tinkerbell, and a shoe calendar. No big deal right?  :) I am starting to think this blog might be a bad idea...I may unleash an unhealthy level of crazy, that no one has ever seen before. Normal right?

Anyways, other ways this day is marvelous, it is finally our first Summer month. EEK! Yay. Everyone who knows me, knows I don't really like the sun, but I am looking forward to it this year. The older I get, the more I like it. I still like rain and thunderstorms more..but hey, I am looking forward to seeing that orange ball in the sky. What is that again? Oh yeah...long lost friend sun. My skin has not seen the light of day, as of late. I am afraid of blinding people with my beluga skin on the off chance that I get to go swimming.

Well anyway, enough of randomness. This day was actually very stressful and I was kind of mad at the world today. I have become that person where I am not nice to be around, if I have not had my coffee. This is my reality. What have I become?! I was about ready to have an emotional melt down today..until..I got my short soy 1 pump white mocha...double please..today...as soon as I got that, I am pretty sure the heavens opened up and a light shone down on my little cup of java....REJOICE! My little cup of sanity...it saved me...and I am sure other people as well. I would have gone bat shit crazy on their ass had I not , had my coffee from the gods. Anyway, after work today, went tanning...so amazing...I know, that they are dangerous...but this girl...does not get tan from regular sun. I need it for my own sanity in the summer time, so I do not burn right off the bat. AND it boosts my self confidence. On my off days, I feel as though, tan fat is prettier then white fat. Call me crazy. But it makes me feel better.
Then came home and made fajitas. I didn't have sour cream, but I had vanilla yogurt. I was thinking that I could substitute sour cream for vanilla yogurt. Um. NO. Just because, it looks the same, does not give it the same flavor. As I had come up with this idea, I had visions of it tasting the best ever, and me sharing the "best kept secret", and even getting praised in a magazine for my creativity. All of this thought process took like 5 seconds...yeah my brain works like that. So anyways, tried it on just one of the fajitas. EW. Do not try this at home kids. It was ridiculous. Totes Ridic. Haha (work joke)
But yes...gone were my visions of being published in a magazine, and passing along a best kept secret. This was a secret, and a tip that should be kept to myself. This thought should never surface. EVER.
I digress. After this..Looey bug came over, and we discussed people that annoy us..and a few people in particular..that we basically want to stick through a meat grinder, or walk on their face with golf shoes.
ITS FINE.
She kept winking at me...it made me really umcomfortable. I think she was trying to seduce me. Or maybe it was her contact...but whatever.
Then I made no pudge mint brownies. DEATH. Seriously, these brownies gave me lady wood.
Cleaned up a bit.
Picked out bikinis from victorias secret. I needs it :)
I found one that I need IMMEDIATELY
Then looey went home...now I am here. The end.

Also, side note. Today was also a sad day, because one of my dear friends moved back to Africa. I know that he is now where he belongs, and where is heart is. And although our time together was short, I will miss hanging out, and wish him nothing but the best for his future. I hope to see him again, but until then, Thanks for the memories Mufasa. :) Cheers.

Not really sure what else to say, except for tomorrow is Thursday, Woohoo! One more step closer to the weekend! EEK! Going to washington for the weekend...not sure what lays ahead, but I heard good weather is afoot, "fingers crossed"
Going to bed now...
Love you all...times PI