Honest to Blog: Slip & Slide Margarita Party! SAY WHA!?

Today is Tiffani (my co-workers) birthday! She decided that she wanted to have a slip and slide/margarita party!! How fun does that sound? Seriously. Amazeballs?
Yeah. I thought so too!
So anyway, earlier in the day I went garage-saling. (Of Course I did)! Did not find too much...HOWEVER. I went to this one ladies house. Super awkward moment. I am warning you! So I drive by...take a looksie..decide it MIGHT look promising. Park the Yari Yari..and walk on in.
This lady...we will call her Piccalo Pete, glances my way, (does not make eye contact), and just picks up this recorder...you know the one? **Think 5th grade music class, Mr. Child Molestor Mike Smith** (Stillwater Kids know what I am talking about). Anyway, now that we are all on the same page, back to Piccalo Pete. She picks up her recorder and just starts tootin a way a little diddy on this number. She is not missin a beat. I was really confused, and thought maybe she was just trying to show off her musical instruments, and showing off what this little baby could do. Maybe she was selling it? I don't really know. Just as I thought she was done with one song, she would jump right into another little ditty. I didnt' recognize the tune, so I couldn't really sing along. I mean if it was Yankee Doodle, I would have been balls deep in that ish. But no...it was probably a song she made up herself. I didn't know what to do, so I didn't look at her, and pretended to be interested in one of the denim fanny packs she probably made herself for a bit.
I was confused as to, if she:
A.) Wanted applause?
B.) Wanted me to bust out in a dance?
C.) Wanted me to Twirl?
D.) Toss her a few coins? Maybe a schilling if you will?

I don't know. All I know is I high-tailed it out of there.

Then I went to another garage sale...this one was HUGE, and also looked promising.
Walked around, there was a ton of different crafting stuff and stickers, and what not.
AND...
A Giant Inflatable/Rubber Cow.
Yeah. I was thinking the same thing. SAY WHA??!
I saw it, and not even .2347984 seconds later, some crazy bitch pops out of her van, squeals in delight, and races towards this cow.
Match Made in Heaven? Its possible.
Well anyway, she was over the moon about finding this cow, and she lugged that sucker under her arm the entire span of the sale, and was gushing to the seller about how she was looking for such a thing, and how she was going to put it right in her front yard, and she would for sure take such good care of it.
EXQUEEZE ME? BAKING POWDER?
Pretty Sure I just heard you say you were going to put that sucker in your front lawn?
Wow...Oregon keeps getting Classier and Classier.
I giggled to myself, and then bought myself some old school ( I am talkin 80s) stickers of the original NKOTB. For those of you who are too young...NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK. Oh and some stickers of dogs with unicorn horns. Yeah... such finds.

Anyway, after I purchased said stickers (.10 for both!!) What a steal!!
I went home and had to start getting ready for this party!
I decided I was going to make mint cookie ice cream, and head out.
Loo and I planned on going together, but she didn't text me until late, so decided to venture out by myself.
Drove to Tiffani's house and there was prob about 10 people there at this point. My bestie Alan was there, already a little gone. No big deal.
He had brought my fav strawberry wine! Yay!
So had some wine, and just snacked a little bit on these little food gems. Then we decided to race on the slip n slides! Damn me, so concerned with the water in my face and closing my eyes, I didn't get a chance to grab the stupid flag that says you win! EFF MEE SIDEWAYS!
Well, anyways, that was fun, talked a little bit, had some sausages, and some margarita. Loo showed up later...didn't do slip n side. RUDE.
Mentioned I had made ice cream, and Alan and Nishy bolted off and pretty sure had a fight for it on who would get to finish it off. Love them
And then, I was really tired, so I headed out. It was so good to spend time with people from work, and some of my best friends on the planet.
My camera is still broken, but here are some Pics of the day: